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Trading Card Tuesday: The Troll
Happy Halloween Y’all!
All of us here at the New Futurists wish you nothing but the most ghoulish good times this Halloween!
We appreciate all of your support for the Villain Takeover of the Omniverse this October! And our most sincere thanks to everyone who has written in with questions, comments, and encouragement! If you’d like to drop us a message ahead of our first-ever Omniverse fan correspondence feature, just hit reply to this message, email us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org, or DM us on IG.
You’re not hearing too much from Luis and me this week because today’s featured character took the Villain Takeover VERY seriously. Brace yourself for the Trolleaks of 2023!
And let this fiendish foe serve as a reminder: change your passwords often or use a password organizer app! Consider using a VPN! Never download anything from suspicious websites! The Troll could be lurking anywhere…
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Look at that beautiful mug! The fashion! The style! It’s giving drama. It’s giving Parisian chic. I’ve never seen a more revolutionary fit. Keep flopping flops. It’s always troll season, hunty.